Hang on, are you telling me a police officer might be lying to cover up a crime they committed and the police department is going along with the perpetrators version of events even with direct contradictory evidence from impartial sources?

I figured that he would turn up at the baby shower. I wasn’t expecting to see him in this episode. I was happy to see Chad though....that negro is messy AF. He was standing there at 7-11, looking like he was at a tennis match. 

You didn’t mention when Kelli said “I bet you voted for Jill Stein” when she was beating up the Becky lol that almost took me out.

It’s like the riddle of the two barbers:

Does Nathan have ANY job yet? I know he’s a barber but Issa was suggesting a shop for him to work. So first he needs a job period.

I surprised a number of my friends with that fact.

I was yesterday years old when I learned that Ariana Grande is not Hispanic.

While I’ve lost hope of ever coming out of the grays, it’s worth the effort to echo this person’s sentiment: key lime la croix is humanity’s greatest achievement.

I would also like to point out that Louis getting back into the business throws an admitted predator into the work place for these comedians. Women will continue to feel unsafe in a business that basically says that a famous man is more important than a safe work environment.

See what can happen when take your number two album on the road and mind your business?

Maybe I've set the bar too low, but if your fingers are in a black woman's hair, and you have permission to have your fingers in that black woman's hair, them that makes you a hairstylist. 

I felt this article deep in my bones. I’m 35, have a master’s degree, and have a pretty decent resume. I do social justice education, and the work is incredibly satisfying (and at times infuriating, but I knew what I was getting into), but the money just isn’t there. I’m working on getting a side-hustle because I have…

No.

I want to be on her side but she makes all these problems for herself. She acts out like a teenager raging against the unfair world, when she had a career, money but she wants Beyoncé level fame. Her entitlement irks me especially when she acts like a victim.

Only selling the regional chips in THEIR markets, rather than being like “taste of the (region)“ and mixed around is dumb. I’m in Texas and I want those goddamn Old Bay chips. I can get queso any time I want.

Are you drinking a huge LaCroix whilst laying under a duvet? 😂

“Damon” must be swahili for “lacks a mature palate”.

Michael Rappaport.

I feel sort of bad for that kid. She will never have an excuse for anything ever: “Girl you better get your butt out of bed and ready for school, I don’t want to hear about no stomach ache or fever. I won the Australian Open with you, and made it to Wimbledon finals 10 months after you, so don’t tell me you can’t…

“She’s an elitist fraud!”