My fourth grade teacher turned her insides red eating from the big Costco bucket of Red Vines cuz they were irresistible and thats when i knew she was my favorite teacher! Twizzlers are hard and bust your teeth.

It’s been 15 mins...play it again

I saw Lizzo at a SZA show some 5 years ago and she blew me out of the water. I became an immediate fan and she actually touched my physical body and told me to follow her on insta. To watch her succeed is just beautiful and she’s truly an inspiration.

Finally someone smaller than Bruno to make me feel like he is a viable option and I wouldn’t tower over him. .... Also Cardi’s braids are hurting MY scalp! THEY FRESHLY DONE

So far I’ve saved my stand out hits, Stay Flo and My skin my logo. I didn’t even listen to the latter before heartin it cuz I fux with the sentiment. I’m ready to listen to this in the car to really hear it in full glory but so far i’m here for it.

I have really enjoyed this voyage into beauty maiysha keep us all updated we’re ready to be beautified 

My mother as my sister is going natural “well her hair, you can’t say nappy anymore so its tangled.” My grandma to me in my wedding dress, i have a birth mark right above my chest, “oh well your birthmark is showing in that, but its pretty”

My biggest beef with the sale of specifically shea moisture is that they changed the product after being purchased. Their lotions and soap are now literally watered down and I can’t get right with them anymore. 

I feel like i’m the only person who couldn’t get the mother’s matte shades to work on my eye. Patchy Patchy but the sparkles are innovative devine and i still love her.

I hit up that same watertower sale girl! I got the Black up Blush and the contour powder/ setting powder. whew chile you wanna talk about pigmented I definitely would suggest you give it a try it has become a new fav and I shed a tear when i just dropped the contour at the gym the other day and broke off a piece 

I’m allergic to corn and before this debacle I could pretend that my precious IPA’s didn’t have it in them....no, I didn’t look it up and yes, my stomach DOES hurt all the time.. now i know the truthiest truth and i’m sad

I still can’t listen to the record and was putting off listening to the tiny desk until i had a free moment. After He died for some reason it just seemed too hard to listen to a talent that could be. I think it just brings to light all the lives lost through suicide and addiction that are also too hard to look at,…

fax is fax

Still haven’t watched it but its sitting on my DVR waiting for me to get up the nerve. It really puts things into perspective for those of us who were fortunate enough to not be abused. All the times I saw some grown man take my classmate off campus, when someone comments on how young you look but still chooses to…

When he took off the coat my husband thought he changed. I said sir there’s no way he could remove them leggings that quick! its not a different outfit. He said the coat is an outfit isself

I grew up in the PNW so it was white all day every day. To the point that when Imoved to the midwest surrounded by black teachers and students in high school I was quivering in fear of my own people. I got over it quickly and had some of my best and worst experiences in that black school. Best experiences learning…

Sweet heat or gtfo

Weddings are so expensive and I was just talkin to the spouse about how I’m glad we were broke getting married so nobody had any expectations for it to be great. Thankfully we were young and in love so we have lovely pictures but didn’t have an open bar and right now amongst our social circle that would be…

I really truly and honestly hate how quickly this season went. I’m going to have to rewatch it to understand the nuances that I know were packed in. Also can we just talk about the fact that I actually believed Nancefords tears???!!! That is some high yellow acting at its finest. Also i hope that Condola stays in the…