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Am I the only one half expecting Dieter to show up in this commercial demanding we touch his monkey and this as the end instead?

Who’s going to watch the terrible JLo cop show?

Dear Liam Hemsworth - the events on “Mockingjay Part 2” were just fantasy. There’s no need to go rebounding to Miley. Love, me. xo

I am the last person to defend this asshat, BUT this chick has a history of doing this - Check this out.

She was famous but not Titanic famous. That damn song put her EVERYWHERE.

It was probably the same person because I saw several insulting replies left to other people too along the same lines as mine. I’m sorry you were a target too.

Oh, yeah - and they were not happy with calling me “a sad Kant” (not the spelling they used), they had to leave a second comment complaining I have “such a boring life.” Yeah, that’s why I tangoed with Jeremy Renner and John Barrowman, because I live a boring life, sure...

I worked today and actually delivered my file with an extensive email detailing the amount of research I had done and how I went with the official translation of the source material for it. I am now heating up some leftover baked rice with chicken and chorizo (Jamie Oliver recipe) and Imma watch last night’s Sherlock

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This effin’ “cover” is what 100% turned me off her. The song from that effin’ movie had me on edge and this just sent me over it. Of course, Supernatural came along and my 2nd favorite rogue angel did this -

I understand Stabler and Amaro so much right now with the Glee dumbass situation...

I am 100% legit chillin’ today. I took over my aunt’s kitchen yesterday and cooked up a minor storm, nothing compared to the Thanksgiving insanity but still, it was enough to make me overly tired and people’d out by 7PM, so I called an Uber and came home. Loot was cool - s2 of Walking Dead on Blu-Ray, a set of Minnie

I caught the finale of one of the series (not sure how many there have been) on PBS some time last year. Oh, my God! Loved it so. The dude baking because of his little girl was everything. And my love for Sue Perkins knows no bounds ever since I saw her on “The Supersizers Go...” on the Cooking Channel a few years ago.

Y’all know of my boy Harry aka The Darkness®. My little weirdo likes to sit on the edge of the tub while I take baths and get water dripped on his head, because that’s how he rolls. He also paws at the bubbles if they, in his opinion, are getting too high. This, of course, leads to wet paws and in more than one

Yeah, Chicago. =)

I was actually going for a “hanging from a lamp” seat at United Center. I was good with that - it’s kinda what I got to see Bey and Jay at Soldier Field last year and it was awesome. The ticket my girl got me is slightly closer, in section 2, so I’m good with that. I actually cried for a few minutes after (I’ve had a

I was doing my friend a solid and she’d seen me try to get tickets with the Adele.com member code the day before with zero joy, right? So the next morning, at around 10 AM, day of general sale, she texts me -

Yeah, it appears I just went the extra mile. Usually if you are overworked and stressed out, it fucks up your immune system and you get sick. Apparently I screw up the white blood cells involved in fighting infection and the levels get dangerously low, enough to freak out lab techs and doctors alike. The hematologist

Well, I do have accelerated healing powers (seriously, minor cuts heal without a scar within a week), which clued the doctor in I was not about to become the girl in the plastic bubble. ;)

Girl, please. If you missed out on the silly spirit of my post, I apologize. I thought the mutant part was a dead giveaway.

At least you barf. I lose the white blood cells called neutrophils to such dangerously low levels, it’s a miracle I don’t get sick/develop infections. I baffled the hematologist with that until she finally conceded I am actually a mutant, like I’ve been saying all along.