Has your baby gone through the phase where he squishes stuff in his hand and then tries to feed it to you? I remember my little cousin doing that with tangerine segments and her mom clearly saying, “No, thank you. I don’t like tangerines that taste like hand.”

Reynolds, remember - you play the Mercenary with a Mouth. It doesn’t mean you should actually try and have his mouth because we get word salad and it’s not pretty.

All of this has ruined one of the best chocolate cake comedy bits ever. Thank God for Fluffy (even if he can’t eat as much cake these days on account of his diabetes).

(I would like to preface this by saying I was a big fan of Paula Deen, mostly because I wrote a thank you letter to her when I was going through a really bad time and missed my Mom a lot and her show came on and made me feel like I was watching my Mom cook and she wrote me back and sent me an autographed picture with…

Salt & pepper without trying it guy should’ve been shot on the spot.

I work from home, as you know - this is how I started my morning with ep. 10 of “Aquarius” -

I follow Nick Verreos on Twitter because I love his PR recaps and his designs in general since back in S2, when he was on. When the Vin debacle happened with the client, chile, he went to TOWN on his ass! So I tweeted my support because he pretty much said what was in my head at the time... and he started following me…

I think designers are afraid of any body that is not a straight line. Look no further than the epic meltdowns most of the competitors on “Project Runway” have whenever they get to the “design for real women” challenge. There was one of them SO AWFUL a season or two back, he made the client cry making comments about…

I have said this before, not sure if here. In Argentina, where I grew up, the law is you vaccinate your kids before they enter kindergarten, with boosters before 1st grade and on 7th grade, before they move onto junior high. Nobody bats an eye about this.

* Tea emergencies can include but are not limited to: something bad happened; something good happened; something might happen soon but I’m waiting to see; it is the afternoon; it is the morning; something reminded me of tea; there is a social gathering that requires tea.

At least she didn’t request is crispy, because you know there are no problems with that if you’re allergic to “crunchy.”

English and Spanish (Spanish is the mother tongue). I am actually taking a course on Coursera on The Bilingual Brain which is super interesting. Makes me feel less like a freak.

You betcha. Sometimes if I’m too tired or brain-fried (trust me, my job sometimes can be draining from running in two languages at the same time, particularly during crunch time) I get up, feed them and go back to bed, and they have no issue with that. In fact, they come back once they’re done and nap with me until I…

I am trapped in “Aquarius,” the new Duchovny TV show, which I have to subtitle in its entirety by the first Monday in July (it was all due this coming Tuesday but the schedule got weird because they sent us the wrong video).

Hey, freelancer here! I have a strange schedule because a long time ago my cats decided to start waking me up at 4AM demanding breakfast, else they would break stuff (trust me, I lost a hair dryer, flat iron, several picture frames and OG CD cases before I started to comply) so now that’s when I usually get up. SO I…

Khia, ma’am, please take several sits. For real, though. Don’t come for Janet when you’re doing this, k?

Perhaps the guests thought it was a Dothraki affair?

I am waiting for news that the asshat went through with the setting himself on fire threat. Which he won’t do, because he’s an asshat and a chicken. No, I take that back. I don’t want to offend chickens.

Ah, that beautiful standard of journalism that is The Hollywood Life! Apparently they live for pregnant women, because according to a post from them earlier, Beyoncé and Jay Z are having another baby via surrogate and Bey is jealous that Kim K got pregnant first. Sure, yeah.

The context of the Ryan Reynolds tweet comes from the link it references, which reads: “i honestly dont know the difference between ryan gosling and ryan reynolds.”