Fuck yes. This is the Leader of the Goddamn Free World, and according to 538, this clown is hovering around a ~35% chance of winning this shit. Unreal...

You came into a thread talking about how Amy Schemer handles hecklers well, and started saying she sucks as a comic and hey Maria Bamford. This isn’t an “argument” that people want to engage with you in, because its completely out of left field, it’s a dumb argument because all it is is opinions and of course we’re…

You must belong to PETA. Keeping cats indoors keeps them from getting run over by cars, from being eaten by coyotes, from being attacked by other cats, dogs, and other animals. Also it saves the wild bird population from decimation. Indoor cats live longer.

How much work are we talking about?

It’s not a matter of it being “most likely orchestrated”, it’s more like going to Epcot at Disneyland. Literally everything he sees on the tour is staged and managed to such an insane degree that it’s essentially a cartoon. He’s talking about gaining insight based on dealing with people who have to be friendly and…

The problem with this argument is that literally nobody thinks the people of North Korea are somehow “bad.” This isn’t some cultural misunderstanding, nobody’s sitting there going “Gee, man, I don’t know about those 5 year-old North Korean dirt farmers. They seem pretty sketchy.”

Fucking FB needs to hire more people to get rid of this stuff. I’ve reported actual THREATS of physical harm and horrible racist shit and they say “well it didn’t violate the terms”

Plus, that “hot dog” charm is a snake in a bun.

No, that second one is a clit ring.

I have wished more than once that victims of these sorts of attacks in Muslim-majority countries would get the same coverage that we give to victims of domestic terror attacks. Show us their pictures. Tell us their names and their stories. Let us cry over these murdered children the way we cried over the murdered…

CAN WE TAKE AN IMPORTANT MOMENT

I hear women in Somedy are really suffering, though.

It’s possible to have a very serious executive functioning deficit and a disorder of working memory that would make it very difficult to understand cause and effect. I understand you’re being facetious, but not all of the things that are commonly called “learning disorders” are as straightforward as dyslexia or bad…

Counterpoint: there are a wide variety of learning disabilities, some of which would bear on this matter, others of which would not.

I often say organized religions are just political tools used to excuse and justify bad behavior. This certainly reaffirms it.

I had sushi for lunch.

I refuse to call this a doughnut

You are a monster.

I love gummi burgers:

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.