Ugh, you just know that Mr. Peanut photoshopped that thigh gap.

A very experienced instructor and the studio owner ran into the room as I was attempting one under one of her teachers, and said I should never do headstands. My face was beet red, and other things....she said legs up the wall was great for me.

Maybe try an L-stand? You basically do dolphin pose with your feet by the wall, and then s-l-o-w-l-y walk your feet up the wall until you’re shaped like an upside down L. You’ll get all the benefits of inversion, but accommodating your level of flexibility. Just an idea.

OK. So here’s an embarrassing yoga-hockey celeb story the DS peeps should appreciate. I live in Toronto and was taking yoga classes at a studio down the street from my house. Classes were very small, like 6 people not including the instructor. About halfway through the sessions, the instructor’s sister starts coming…

I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…

I have adenomyosis. It causes my period to come out in clots, not in a flow.

I was taking a shower and washing my butt, as you do, and pulled on something. Kept pulling. Started freaking the fuck out. Threw whatever it was against the wall and kept freaking out. Thought for sure I had some sort of intestinal worm. It was a rice noodle. That I pulled out of my butt.

Like how the dude has his cheap sunglasses on the top of his head. You think it was there was six hours?

This picture is amazing. So many levels of amazing.

I’ll be cautiously optimistic. BR has been horrible for me lately in terms of finding workwear. My office isn’t on a fuckin’ yacht, people...

Okay, but for some teachers 60k is the highest, or close to highest, they will ever be allowed to make. While you are making 15k more than that already with potential to still grow. Your lifetime earnings will likely be much higher than most people who are teachers for their entire careers. And in NJ, where my mom…

Oh, and now they also want you to be an armed guard for the children. Literally take a bullet for these children and still pay you peanuts.

Yes! I once got in trouble for locking my door during my planning period. I was working like a fiend and needed those 45 minutes of quiet, and my department head was livid that my door was locked. Mind you, she didn’t knock for me to answer the door, she tried it and walked away and when I went out and called out to…

The average salary for a teacher in NJ is around $60K. I don’t know what industry you are in but it doesn’t seem on par with corporate salaries that I’ve seen.

This is my all time favorite “rant” about teachers:

I just wanted to send you an internet hug. All the internet hugs. It’s unfathomable that someone could be that juvenile, petty, and shitty! All the best,and all the support and joy to you in the moving-on process.