Their YouTube show UNHhhhhhh is one of my happy places.

I don’t know why I care so much about these two corporations, but, damn it, H-E-B and Whataburger are both good. They are Texan, and they are good. I’ve had good burgers. (P.Terry’s is good.) But there’s just something about a 3 a.m. trip to Whataburger. Those tart burgers—which rule—and the ketchup.

It’s on my fast-food bucket list, so I need to go there. That is all.

Nah, fuck you.

ALL THE STARS! Thank, fkn You! Bless you! Keanu is completely underrated. His performances in things like Sweet November, The Replacements, A Scanner Darkly, all get forgotten. He’s done so so much more, but all anyone can place him as, is the guy says “Woah.” 

He is excellent in the John Wicks series. He doesn’t talk much, he’s in on the joke, he basically looks good in a suit and does unbelievably intricately choreographed and outrageous fight scenes, and someone has finally figured out a way to put his talents to their best use.

Amy Adams should not be on this list and she should have won an Oscar for Enchanted!

Keanu’s best role until now was Neo.

Jessica Chastain. Amber Heard!!! 

I’m the conductor of the “Jennifer Lawrence is wildly overrated” train. Feel free to hop on!

...I know you are trying to be cute, but something deep within me needs you to know that knitters and quilters are very different people and not equate them. 

As a quilter and sewer I literally assumed this was going to be drama of someone using someone else’s fabric scissors on non fabric and I want you to know that in my head I thought war was FULLY justified just based on that.

Oh, but he’s even more of a miserable shitheel than that

Her response was pure poetry.

If he holds it anywhere, it should be protested. As much as I’m trying to not travel until this travesty of a shutdown is over, I swear to god I would travel to protest the fuck out of any state of the union speech he tries to make.

Somebody said something about “turning the other cheek” or something in a book once. Don’t remember who it was but it feels appropriate here.

If only Savannah would ask Cashman how he came to be standing in front of Mr. Philips. I’ve seen reports that this “blameless” kid came down the steps to stand in front of Mr. Philips which seems odd for someone who claims he was just standing there minding his own business. It is also clear from the interested…

I did myself the extreme disservice of watching some of the “extended” footage. I do not understand why everyone is prostrating themselves at the altar of these MAGA choad teens, begging for forgiveness. Sure, now we know that the group of Black Israelites that was there was being confrontational. But that’s kinda…