I miss Witches of East End so much.

Ugh. Lena and more of her douchebonnet Dunpinions.

It’s like people is focusing on the fact that she said she doesn’t wanna be hug when she actually said that mexicans are to be feared! AM I THE ONLY READING THAT BULLSHIT?

I don’t use Tinder, but I have a friend who met his current girlfriend on Tinder, and they’ve been dating for over a year now, so I guess there’s hope?

Ugh so effing sad. But also I want to know more about this woman.

This needs way more stars for the WTFness.

Did your friends get their money back? That’s beyond unprofessional and almost no photos? I’d be crushed.

It really is so selfish. I was at a wedding of good friend of mine and it so happened that the photographer and DJ were dating and were friends of the bride and groom and entire wedding party. The DJ proposed to the photographer during the reception and of course the photographer said yes. The photographer was so…

When he said things like “God told me to be with you.” “God cured me of being gay.” And my personal favorite “God told me you’d say that.” I got the fuck out out of there. It also didn’t help that I was aggressively being pushed to convert.

her eyebrows are wack

This is the only part I’m unhappy about. Before the show began, I was looking forward to seeing Prepon in a meatier role, and I thought she’d be terrific. It rapidly became clear that, disappointingly, she couldn’t quite handle the part, and also that Alex was an unbearable character anyway.

Yep, remember when she “sang” the hook on I’m Real with Jah Rule and it turned out it was actually Ashanti.

Oh goody do we have a new contender for “Dumbest faux controversy” that might replace DeflateGate.

I absolutely believe the story, but you lose me at “it’s time she came clean”. Who cares? Why is she obliged to tell you her real back story if she thinks there’s a funnier/more interesting one? This isn’t a politician or Brian Williams lying about stories or anything, it’s just fluff filler information that doesn’t…

What possible difference could it ever make in your life, my life, or the lives of literally anyone else?

Her plot to ruin Rebel’s reputation failed. This will make her more famous and well liked. Thanks former bitchy classmate!

The plot thickens!

My comment was a play on the popular hashtag/phrase “Dat ass tho” in which one would take notice and admire someone’s butt. I changed it a little to admire a beard

Because even though it’s nobody’s business, it’s her right to clarify. She doesn’t have to explain herself to anyone.