Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

This is NOT ok.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I feel like Jennifer Aniston is allowed to talk about HER memories. This lady had nothing to do with that relationship and has no business disqualifying it.

JWP. (Jesus would puke).

I just asked my twat, and she said. "It's because he's so hot." Science.

Limp dick unicorn is my new favorite thing. I think this looks fun. I go into pretty much every movie with low expectations and generally walk out happy.

Yes and guaranteed, that breathless little sycophant/enabler, Andy Cohen, will be all over her like a rash, itching to be first with the exclusive post-prison-release interview and willing to pay top dollar, of course. Definitely gross. Sad-making, too.

It shows why the Taliban punishes the education of women, too. Knowledge is power.

These historical pieces are my favorite things on Jezebel!

Absolutely incredible story. Thank you so much for sharing it. What an amazing journey.

I thought it was a dumb scene, and I tweeted about it, and then Erin made me write a post because that's how editors work. We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site. I haven't talked to the man, but I doubt Nick Denton gives a shit about that show one way or the other. Also, I think Allison…

I agree, but it doesn't make me any less ragey.

I dislike this woman with every fiber of my being. She doesn't deserve that sweet puppy, and I hope he finds an amazing owner soon because he deserves all the love.

My husband is unemployed, and I am at my wits end. MY HOUSE SHOULD BE FUCKING SPOTLESS. He does nothing. Oh and we are separated but still co-cohabiting because he is unemployed and we don't have extra money for him to move out. FML.

He uses the term "make love" but doesn't want alcohol or pets (to say nothing of the other fuckery maybe-fake demands) for me to deal with that fact that he's a man who's not in a soap opera but uses the term "make love"?

I'm sorry. I keep trying to read this article but I just can't get past DEM CHEEKS.

I think a 30 year old getting an allowance from their parents takes them pretty much out of my "sexy" column.