Better a Tom Cruise Lestat than whatever the hell was going on in the Queen of the Damned movie. That was the worst thing I have ever seen. I’m looking forward to this TV adaptation.

He has claimed that he does not drink. But he lies about everything so his claims are questionable.

I’m torn. On the one hand, body-shaming anyone is wrong. But on the other hand, Trump getting annoyed and ridiculously overreacting to petty things is hilarious.

Wow this post is fatphobic as fuck, but I guess fatphobia is ok as long as we don’t like the person!

He’s made numerous vile comments about women’s looks. He’s made it clear that he doesn’t value women if he doesn’t consider them fuckable. He’s made a career of insulting women he doesn’t find attractive. He’s now whining about “unflattering” pictures of him, although I have to wonder if there’s any other kind. It may…

I’m not here for body shaming, but demanding the media not print photos of his face??? That’s what it looks like!

I think maybe he wants them to print the flattering pics they took (lol lol lol) or Photoshop the hell out of every pic of him.

Hey, fat asshole who loves to judge women and assign them a number based on their looks: YOU’RE A FAT ASSHOLE. LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT, AND MAYBE THE CHIN WILL GO AWAY.

...a disgusting, fat pig.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

Must be all those Trump steaks and Trump vodka. Probably ate them on Trump plates at the Trump building and later he wiped his ass with TP (Trump paper, known to use proles as $20 bills).

T R U M P P U S S Y

Am I to understand that a man who values women based on their appearance and who calls women he considers unattractive “dogs” and worse is worried about people judging him based on his appearance?

He really has the least sincere smile I’ve ever seen. Every one of them looks like the smile of a cranky 5 year old forced to take one last photo before bed, crossed with the smile of the fox that just ate not only your hens, but your garbage and three of your cats.

Obama works out every day, even when he’s on the road. My cousin’s friend in Poland was at a gym in Warsaw when the Secret Service checked it out before Obama’s visit. They closed the gym the next morning so that he could work out before his meetings. I wonder if Fuckface von Clownstick would know what an eliptical…

A double chin is the least of his photographic woes. Someone should tell him to stop making the face where he shows his rabid badger teeth.

Doodle just wants everyone to see what he sees in the mirror.

Here Donald, can you pick the most flattering picture of yourself from this sheet of photo proofs?

I don’t understand, does he not want them to print any pictures of him for the next 4 years?

Sorry Adolf, I watched the whole campaign from start to finish. And bish, you totally put on that campaign weight. Ain’t no bitching about double chin photos is going to change that.