Texas: making Florida look good since forever.

Texas shouldn’t be scaring away its few remaining smart people.

Makes more sense than Trump did.

I’ve said this before, but after high school, there should be a mandatory six months of working in food service and a mandatory six months working in retail at a big-box store like Marshall’s (where customers are the worst IMO) or Target. That would solve a whoooole lot of entitlement issues, reduce assholes, increase…

There is nothing ruder than making EVERYONE at your table sit around with dirty plates in front of them because you want to chew every bite 150x before swallowing, take 10 minutes between each bite and generally act like you are the only one whose time is of any value. It is an insufferable kind of entitlement. Dining…

It’s pretty rich for someone to bitch and whine about etiquette in one breath, and then to refer to their dining companions as “dogs” who “scarf” their food in the next. I don’t expect you’ll need to worry about your plate being taken away before everyone else’s for long. Table for one!

Why should your friends have to wait for you to finish before getting their drinks or desserts? You and the writer of the WaPo piece have a serious case of Special Snowflake Syndrome. Also, servers are not your servants, no matter how much you want to argue semantics. If you treat them as such, you deserve whatever…

Eating is an activity you’re doing together. Historically speaking, when having dinner at someone’s house, you everyone’s supposed to try and pace themselves along with the host. Plates for each course are served and taken away at the signal of the host. All together.

One wedding I went to I actually got pretty angry over the registry. The couple had been living together for more than two years, and owned a house together. The registry was composed almost entirely of super expensive luxury items, including multiple $600 sheet sets so they could have all the colors because they felt…

I get that part, but don’t you think it’s ridiculous to celebrate two or three times the same event, and expect gifts every time?

I’m talking about there being three or four events before a wedding all with a gift list and the fact that at this age (mid-20s) people are getting invited to four or five weddings a year. That shit adds up. I get being broke and not having the household decked out to your pinterest dream board standards, but who…

That people shouldn’t have seventeen different pre-wedding events, each with it’s attached guest list and the general snark directed at people who don’t bring gifts, even though people continually say that gifts aren’t mandatory.

Your Dad looks like what I imagine a young Roger Sterling looked like.