My eyes are now wide open and now realize I’ve been used to spread messages I don’t believe in.

When he was at the White House a few weeks ago, I realized it was the first time I’d heard his voice (oh I’m sure I’ve heard his songs played in public and whatnot, but I’m never been aware of it).

Cool, but I’m still going to be done with Kanye. There are plenty of people who make good songs and don’t flirt with fascists.

Also, the Satanic Temple is a political organization, not a religious one.  The Church of Satan does not care, I'm sure.

I think it’s really more seriously about copyright, but their religious beliefs adds weight to the copyright. They have to treat their brand of atheism as serious beliefs for it to hold it in courts for other reasons.

Silly as it sounds, he’s right. You either make a stink every time, or you run the risk of losing your copyright. Ask Jimmy Buffett.  

Believe it or not, there is a lot of value in scientific studies that confirm things that seem obvious or “common knowledge”.

I Hopi gets his ass kicked.

Must be another proud member of the Unconquered Seminole Tribe.

You say that, but for every obvious “duh, no shit” study there are countless similar studies that ended up with less than obvious results.

I’m sure the actual paper had more useful and interesting nuances than the dumb tl;dr version.

SERIOUSLY, CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ANTISEMITISM IN THE GRAYS?

I think it’s a fair assumption, though. I mean, why would you toss away a perfectly good dildo?

I’m pushing 50 now and I still listen to Death Metal. The weird thing is, Death Metal kinda opened the door for me to get into Jazz. John Zorn, Ornette Coleman, Eric Dolphy...there is something about their music that hits the same spot in my brain that metal does. I always have my iPod set to shuffle and sometimes a…

Trick question... Lemmy is God!

Who’d win in a fight? Lemmy or God?

He literally ‘washed his hands’ of the whole ordeal, because he knew if he didn’t do what the Temple priests demanded there would be revolution, and if he did do what they demanded, the other side would revolt. The Temple priests ordered the Crucifixion for apostasy, however the scourging, the Crucifixion and finally…

The “jews killed christ” thing is so stupid on every level. If the whole point of the guy is to die for the sins of mankind, isn’t getting killed kind of part of the deal? And if he was really sacrificing himself, doesn’t that mean he was cool with it?

Tom Brady may be 29-3 against the Bills, but he’s never beaten them in the playoffs.

It’s probably time for the dildo-tossers to get a new gag

Conan O’Brien didn’t make the cut for this guy’s analysis since he only has four episode writing credits, but they are all pretty good ones and in the “golden era”.