Words? What do they mean?

Don’t tell me how to live my life chief

Rock and roll 

I’ve just bought a case of depends. Lock myself in the den from 8am til midnight.

He does love him some TDs. 

Very similar pattern to me making my way to the bathroom 13 beers in

Actually Pakistan is exactly the middle East, where I come from Asia would be divided in near East, middle East and far east.

“If you think Fox News practices quality journalism...you might be a redneck.”

There has just never been an unfunny caption to that photo.

Can we send Hannity or Carlson over? For science? 

“In fact, the Moon is the safest place for any human. There have been NO human deaths recorded, ever.”

You’ve got to be amoral human trash to dismiss vicious murders of critics under the auspices of “but they’ve got money so, human rights? Ho-hum.”

Fox News is also a great place for female journalists to work without being sexually harassed.  It’s like it almost never happens...

“Saudi Arabia is one of the safest places to be a journalist in the world, believe it or not.”

Saudi Prince Al-Waleed owns about 7% of Fox so getting a transfer to Arabia should be easy.

“Saudi Arabia is one of the safest places to be a journalist in the world, believe it or not.”

Pepperidge Farm rem...

Yeah, they certainly have mastered the requisite skill sets. Let’s send ‘em, and then get back some of those Al Jazeera correspondents who were so good.  I miss  Al Jazeera America, even after a number of years.  Damn.

The worst type of false Muslim there is.