“Good” news, you say?

It’s obviously badly translated, but the manual says:

Been there. What you’ve got to do is flip it upside down, move it across the kitchen, flip it over again, and then restart it. If that doesn’t work, repeat the process until it does.

I love how he brought up “being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass.” I can not tell how many times I’ve heard people say atrocious things then blame it on their mental health issues.

I got winded watching that. 

Dude’s got more grit than Gritty 

Except that's four field goals and an extra point, so 13.

Here’s the 2013 law that exempted limos and party vans from increased vehicle safety measures. Basically if the seating points inwards, then the vehicle’s second-party manufacturer (the company that cuts these vehicles apart to extend them) don’t need to add seat belts or side-curtain airbags. It’s a classic example…

Everyone involved are true patriots. Especially my favorite dancers Amber Waves and Destiny Manifist.

Yep, the ‘camouflage’ explanation falls apart quickly. Folks supporting MAGA all too often don’t have much intelligence or if they do have much, tend to be cruel in nature.

Kanye has many lanes, but critical thinking isn't one of them.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.

Another thing we’re better then the rest of the world at: getting attacked by sharks.

.....maybe i’m confused, but would not the alien gorilla sibling — as the largest sibling — simply eat the other siblings?

I think those guys are super adorbs together.  Who takes longer to get ready you think? 

What rivalry? The Cavs are 4x defending Eastern Conference champions. Until Boston does that, don't talk to anybody about a rivalry.

In 2002, a joint Navy-Coast Guard effort searched the King Diamond II, a Hong Kong-based ship sailing under the American flag.

Lol, is your coworker Shakes the Clown?

“I didn’t drink once for that WHOLE MONTH I was in that coma!”