I try to reserve a word like that for only the most desperately-needed situations, but... yeah, ‘twat sammich’ seems like a pretty good one for her as well.

How did Kiko Alonso realize he was on the wrong sideline?
“I looked.”
What did he see?
“Ever more clothed a’ Ravens.”

RIP Neil Simon. You’re homeward bound for that big scarborough fair in the sky now.

My favourite Simon work is Murder by Death, probably because it so expertly but fondly skewers every cliché of the murder mystery genre (and an all-star cast makes the most of every line). It’s endlessly quotable, but my favourite line has to be Sam Diamond’s ‘This can only mean one thing; and I don’t know what that…

The man certainly left us a lot of gifts.

I hate ALL Republicans, but John McCain earned my respect the day he defended Barack Obama while campaigning against him.

“Because a solemn respect for war and soldiers is the most bipartisan area of agreement in this country”

My only hope is that the president ignores the wishes of him and his family and delivers the eulogy at the funeral... hopefully pushing Meghan away from the mic before going off on a 90 min. speech about how great his presidency is and unhinged rants about the investigation. All while ignoring the person in the box. 

And his death isn’t going to stop  Trump from pissing on him again, because DJT is that pathetic of a human being.

He gave us Sarah Palin, which helped birth the Tea Party, which helped get us into the current travesty that is our national politics. I hope he had the fortune to die peacefully, but I’m not shedding any tears.

Must have been...these were put in like two years ago.  Seriously, I have a massive disc queue...

I’ve got to agree with that. If they don’t act on the impeachment proceedings brought to them by the House, the ones who are facing re-election in 2020 will lose their seats. Imagine the ads:

True ‘dat.

Yeah, that’s the thing, really. When the evidence is right there of how much he is in debt to the Russians, some them are gonna break. And the thing about it is, it’s not gonna be a gradual unfolding. Once one or two guys go, they’ll all come tumbling away from him and begin to deny, deny, deny that they ever knew…

I’m not doubting this, but I’m also aware the president is a blustering, bloviating coward who has a history of avoiding confrontation at all costs. If he does grow enough of a sack to fire Sessions it’ll be by tweet, certainly.

need to do some diligence on this but found it in a trump twit thread and love it

It would be funny if it wasn’t so infuriating.

If Conan switched to an entirely travel based show I would watch every night.