oh also you don’t capitalize the “v” in case names

Is that you, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders?

The Paramount network is the new name for Spike TV, so this sounding terrible and offensive makes more sense than you would think

Second paragraph in the article...

So, I’ll offer my services again to instruct the Jalopnik writers about the differences between patents and patent applications. A patent application is filed, then examined, and, if it passes examination, it grants as a patent. Until it grants, it is a patent application, not a patent. It is only a patent after it…

You have missed the issue entirely. The First Amendment is being raised here because it involves a dinner where jokes are traditionallymade about the people in power. Part of what makes this country great is that people can criticize and make fun of the government without fear of reprisal or censorship. This admin.…

There isn’t a patent for this one.

This is somewhere between Batmobile and the old MASK cartoon vehicles and I approve.

Ugh. Stop dragging the First Amendment into everything.

In a sane world, Colbert would be too ashamed to even bring up his 2006 WHCD performance. It was one of the most awkward, halting comedic performances I’ve ever seen.

I’ll say my one complimentary thing about Trump for this fiscal quarter: he really outflanked the WHCA by sending Sanders as his representative to the dinner. First of all, the correspondents themselves always pull punches on the Press Secretary, who has a lot of power over how they get to do their job. For them,…

It’s the old, “Sure, Michelle Wolf can insult the president all she wants, but I’m not allowed to make fun of minorities and other marginalized groups anymore!”

I don’t know, this sounds a lot like truthiness to me.

Then your misunderstanding of the limits of free speech is not a lack of basic knowledge but willful ignorance. Free speech doesn’t mean you can say anything you want without consequence at all, not does it give you the right to attack anyone, for any reason.

Why can’t you make any kind of statement you want about a…

He literally addresses that.

because one is a comedian and the other is the President.

But there is a difference. One group, as you highlighted, is making jokes about the things politicians say (such as with the WHCD and Michelle Wolff) and the other is making fun of people for -who they are-. You’re conflating them to be the same thing when they clearly are not.

And that doesn’t even cover the fact that…

So are they putting their Jewish lawyer on this one, or......?

What the fuck is even your point? You didn’t give a single example, but you seem pretty self-satisfied.

The backlash to this is fucking BONKERS, but it’s really illustrated how slimy and useless the media elite will be in taking down Trump. Their cowardly acquiescence to being “fair to both sides” is fucking pathetic.