I thought penises were supposed to be sensitive?

Well, Ruth wasn’t exactly the spitting image of a Renaissance marble sculpture.

How did he not see that coming?

“ because if you’re black, LGBTQ, Jewish, Muslim, or any other traditionally marginalized group maybe what you really need is a gun right now.”

I said in a separate post that I just want to wake up. I lied. I just want to go to sleep and never wake up. At least my dreams aren’t filled with despair.

This is a bad take.

I want to wake up.

Must be one of those days that end with a ‘y’.

It was actually Robbie from Lynn.

What is it with you guys’s hard on for duck tales?

“If the Dodgers can get over their offensive slumps, and defensive mistakes, and ride the momentum of this win to stretch this series out to a Game 7, Buehler will be back on the mound.”

Joe Buck is cancer.

“game Boston should have had five innings earlier”

Really? Even assuming you managed to avoid having the outcome spoiled for you, you’d want to actually watch an entire 18 inning game? With Joe Buck announcing?!

What is this? ...good...news? I...I’m so confused...

She certainly is obscene.

I just find this funny given your handle.