Drop outta here with that joke.

Wait, I knew the Yankees did, but the Dodgers did too? Wat da fuq!?

“I saw Carlos Beltran hit a sixteenth-inning walkoff home run off Ryan Madson.”

It’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you. Let’s drink sangria in the park.

It’s amazing how convenient this recent turn to of the Supreme Court becoming Constitutional prescriptivists has been for the wealthy, white, ruling class

Crib notes version?

Your way with words had my expectant for a moment there.

I’d go with “terrible person”, “terrible driver”,and “meh, a (former) decent athlete, but who the fuck cares at this point?”

For the umpteen millionth time?

I’ve had to much to drink, and should probably go to bed, so that’s why I’m letting myself say this.

I had some thoughts about this, so I’m going to go ahead and start somewhere shitty, and hopefully try and...fix it. Bear with me, it’s past my bed time.

Yes

Neither is prison rape. 

Some of it is eyebrow raising, certainly. But, that’s not how the burden of proof works. She shouldn’t have to prove she’s not crazy. You can’t prove a negative. It’s on the person suggesting she is crazy to offer compelling evidence.

“Clearly people appreciate it, as I have the second most likes on the post.”

“God there has got to be a term for what you are doing here.”

“While I typically assume guilt in these things, in this particular one I’m going to hold off on judgement for a bit.”

I agree with your point. I just want to point out, in addition: what does her having been a stripper have to do with her believability?

Pisser she lost her arm.