Embossed?

“And he started out so promisingly! Womp womp.”

“I honestly wouldn’t mind a friendly interview format if someone like a Kushner or whatever would use it to expound more thoroughly on the administration’s positions.”

Wah wah.

Yeah, that one... I mean, I know these people aren’t good at logic, but what the fuck?

Wow, you mean they’re acting in bad faith? I’m...

Intentional typo or not, that’s still funny.

If she gets elected, half of the aborted babies will be co-office holders with her.

Wow

Why would you do that?

Why do you assume that?

Somebody, like that busload of seniors, needs to sue these fuckers for voter suppression. This is so far from okay.

The Chief’s lost last week pal.

(I edited my post to add a bit more)

Okay, I’never heard that before, so thank yo for bringing that to my attention. But...

13 beers? Sack up and feel shitty at work on Monday like the rest of us.

Big ones?

He just had another good run, just short of a TD.

Wow. You missed the point spectacularly.