1% of my left lung is not accepting oxygen, waiting for news of what Judge told the FBI. 100% of my right lung is hyperventilating.

He’s gonna have a turtle head poking out.

It would be the right thing to do, but not the reich thing to do.

Well, they are the supreme court. Who would be in a position to question their bona fides? (I mean other than the President/Congress). It’s a fair question, though (yours, not mine).

Comey.

If you were Donald Trump, I would help. Only because I would feel bad for you, not because I actually want to kill Donald Trump.

And shrinking. Like a penis being laughed at.

Well, dinner. For one.

You’ll never believe this amazing trick that will change your life!

She really is, in all soberness, a real national hero. I’m glad she has been able to have a good career after all the shit that she went through (and probably still goes through...).

Kavanaugh is currently losing all of his extracurricular, non-essential privileges (basketball coaching gig, Harvard professor)

I actually have had this saved as “mitch mcconell.png” for quite a while now.

There used to be a great chrome extension for kinja that included a block feature. Sadly it’s no longer maintained and was broken a while go due to updates to kinja, chrome or both.

I mean, yes they’re both films, but it is a different medium.

Al Franken.

I love that guy in the movie who sings all the Bowie songs in Portuguese!

Yeah, but for who?

I knew Chevy Chase was an asshole, but come on!

And let’s not forget: This isn’t a criminal trial!