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One of the Trumpites I worked with tried to use the Feinstein chestnut after I asked what he thought about the Burr debacle and seemed shocked when I said I hope she goes down as well if she is guilty. I said it boggles the goddamn mind you wouldnt do the same no matter what they backed....a crook is a crook.

For all the complaining I read about young people not taking this seriously, oh my god, old men are the absolute worst. Wandering around the grocery store, refusing to wear one of the masks the store will give you, roaming around aimlessly while their wife does the actual shopping, not social distancing, touching

Those chops don’t look very appealing. Pasta looks fine, I guess.

That’s a lot of words to say “I am a sexist pig.”

Having consulted her wikipedia page, I can say that at all of 43 years old, this would be the perfect time for her to be Jane Pauley’ed off the show for someone just as blond and unabashedly basic, but 15-20 years younger and less able to negotiate a contract. That is how capitalism, and more importantly the

And PAY those people? *clutch pearls*

I also did an embroidery.

Counterpoint: I went a little off the rails and bleached my hair at home from very dark to platinum blonde while in quarantine— something I NEVER would have done in the real world— and it looks... great...?

A deadly upper respiratory infection pandemic seems like an excellent time to quit vaping.

I want to know who owns stock in the company that makes the drug. Who is profiting from this lie?

Trump still does not understand, and likely never will, that words have meaning. I had to explain to my husband’s family (all currently in Nigeria) that the US does not in fact have a cure for the coronavirus as of yet. They read the name of an accessible drug—one that physicians in Nigeria have attempted to prescribe

I would have just scraped of the extra and eaten the bagel. I guess that’s why I’m not on Time’s website

Unless you live in a backwater, yes.

I’m an older Milennial and I rarely have cash. If I have a $20, it’s because I bought someone lunch and they paid me back. Inevitably, I’ll pass that same $20 back to the person for something else in a week or two.

Most people dont carry cash anymore. Or if you’re splitting a dinner bill and it’s an odd amount like 34.72 per person. Just send it in an app.

Once again, the foxes protecting the hen house. Doctors should have lost their licenses for years, if not forever. They ruined a persons life, why should they get away with just a slap on the wrist? ‘Accidents’ such as this should not be swept under the table. Serious consequences should be forced upon these shameful,

Fucking hell. Excuse my French, but seriously nothing less extreme is applicable here. Both of these doctors should be struck off, and Capece should serve a prison sentence for altering the consent form. There have been far too many cases of doctors taking the piss with people’s wellbeing in situations where patients

what’s up just wanted to say bootstraps are a myth, your struggles should make you more compassionate for those who follow you and not determined to make them suffer just because you did, and finally, you’re a dick

Just to clarify. The PSLF program was(is) a program that was meant to encourage educated people into the public sector, to take lower paying jobs working as teachers, public defendants, work for non profits and government jobs and so on, knowing that as long as they pay into their student loans for 10 years, at the

I usually like Priyanka Chopra, but she tried to have a J.Lo green dress moment here and failed.