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I THINK that “obamagate” is the thing where Trump claims that Obama made the FBI wiretap Trump tower?

thank you for this! I wasn’t sure how the valves worked so this is good information to have

I’d put it in the emergency fund, in your shoes. I’m putting mine towards student loans because I should be on track to get those paid off quite a bit before PSLF would kick in for me, due to my relatively short history of working for an eligible org. In your case, shoring up the emergency fund seems better than

Oh my god i love it

But how am I supposed to split a dinner bill with a group of friends, with exact change, then? Carry around tons and tons of cash of every denomination? Uh nope. I don’t ever leave a balance in venmo--I always cash out immediately. Cash is the absolute worst anyway. Dirty and inconvenient.

Sure, blame 18 year olds for a broken system that lied to them, and punish them for the rest of their lives for it. THAT makes sense!

Okay boomer.

I didn’t say he’d never support it, I said he wasn’t the one behind it, meaning he is not the person responsible for making it happen, a fact which is not being disputed, you illiterate moron. How are you THIS stupid?

Are you kidding??? He’s obviously a creep or he never would have done this anyway! She can’t go letting him know where she LIVES.

I can’t imagine anything worse than being drawn into a relationship with someone at my grocery store. I am always polite and I hope to never be a nuisance or a troublesome customer but this situation sounds like hell to me. I also cannot for the life of me imagine why I would ever want to be greeted upon entering a

Oh my god menswear is SO BORING. Does any of these men other than Billy Porter even deserve to be photographed and written about for their outfit choices? 

This is a great point! 

Yeah, I’d be hugely bummed out to not be warned that the drink is unusually sweet or just very different from how the menu makes it sound. There is a cider place in my town where they were serving a frozen rose cider slushie this summer. They warned customers who ordered the drink that it is very very dry, not even

I think it’s clear from how the bartender reacted that this is a bad drink period. Not just one she didn’t like. It’s a bad drink that customers weren’t liking, and he knew that and served it anyway! And I’ve never asked for something to be taken off my bill in my life and probably never will, but from how he was

Personally I think the concept here is adorable. I could totally see trying to do this for a kid! But cutting holes in a vegetable you are trying to stuff seems like it would mess up the texture of whatever you are putting inside. A stuffed pep usually doesn’t have steam holes pre cut in it.

Lol it’s just a shitty story. It’s badly written, not entertaining, extremely fake sounding, and overall just garbage. I’m sure all the stories are fake except the one with the station wagon! But the ouija board one is worse than fake--it’s bad.

Yeah, that one was annoying trash.

I’m sorry but I have to call bullshit. My mom did this, and I knew she was doing it, and it was nasty.

I went to a dry wedding once, and it was dry because the bride was twenty!

Thank you for this.