Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)

It’s almost like they’re not mutually exclusive!

If someone breaks into my house, I should have every right to shoot and kill, without having to think it over. I will not put my family’s life in danger over the life of some punk. If you break into a house, yo do it willingly and understand all the risks that come with it, you take the gamble as you said. You can’t…

No. Religion is about peace and love and life. This is fanaticism.

Yup! And you don’t.

Love Sinead forever but when someone has that many children who won’t speak to them... it tells me that she has put them through an awful lot. I hope she gets the help she needs but this is certainly not their fault.

I’m sorry about your fight with your sister. I haven’t spoken to mine in... 4 years? I’m not really sure. They’re my half sisters and apparently my birth ruined their lives. I’m 30 by the way. They’re in their 40s. I am sure this doesn’t really help but I wanted you to know I understand how much it sucks. I hope you…

The best way I know of to feel better about yourself is to do something for someone else. I don’t know how your health is, but if it’s an option, maybe take up some volunteering? Future employers will like it too, that you did something with your between-jobs time.

These panties are hilarious but WAY TOO WEIRD for me!

Spent Thanksgiving with my bipolar, narcissistic mom & codependent dad. No one died or became further emotionally scarred. This isn’t my plate, but I made this quinoa brussels sprout dried cranberry dish for dinner last night.

I don’t see what the big deal is here. I feel like it’s important for every kid to have some sort of ‘toy stuck somewhere it shouldn’t be’ story to tell later in life. My sister has eggs in her ears, I went the conventional button-in-nose route. Asymmetrical hair cuts will be really popular in the new year.

Is it wrong that I spent at least half hour yesterday looking at all the Amazon reviews from angry moms with their kid’s bad hair pictures? It’s so funny and entertaining. Like, for fucks sake, it says on the box that they stick to hair. Maybe don’t let your kids play with it alone if they're prone to putting stuff in…

Not delight but let’s just say I’m neither shocked that this is what happened, nor all that disappointed. It’s one thing to be a dumb teenager and self-destruct. It’s another thing to be a dumb teenager and join a terrorist organisation in order to kill others.

Judge Posner is the king of those kinds of jabs. The dude is a living legend.

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

Hear Hear!

KILL IT

America’s shittiest governors? Sure. Shittiest state governments? Okay. But calling them the shittiest states is absolutely unfair. There are good people in Alabama and Texas working to make their states better and more welcoming, and dismissing an entire state like that is hurtful and counterproductive.

Sir. SIR. It is an African-American mark. Sir.