That is over 100,000 eggs in her lifetime.

“No one ever asks me out,” she says when Van Meter visits her in Atlanta. “I am lonely every Saturday night.

I’m very sorry for body snarking, but what happened to the boobs? Remember when VS was all about leggy thin gals with boobs? Why did that go away? I mean, tall, thin, WITHOUT boobs is fine, and there’s nothing wrong with it, but if you’re selling bras, don’t people want Marissa Miller?

Yeah, my reaction is, “yeah, they’re pretty; but Jesus, they’re all so fucking skinny*...I want to make them a meal, or something.

I am enjoying Brooks’ crumbling lies way too much. I can see how he thought he would get away with it when it was mostly just Vicki* he was lying to, but the hubris on this guy to think millions of viewers wouldn’t suss this out?! I don’t wish the man ill, but whatever shunning and lawsuits come his way from this will…

Brooks faking cancer is my favorite reality story line ever. EVER.

But she probably knows black people so this makes it about race.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

I GOT THE JOB

They interviewed me yesterday and I felt like I was such an inept stammering mess that they were bound to give it to the other applicant. But they offered it to me.

On the one hand, I am excited, and on the other, I am so, so scared. I am convinced that I am going to be terrible at it and fuck everything…

Same place she’s always been: up her own arse.

“I’m an entrepreneur… I don’t want to shy away from it. I actually want to kind of grab it by its balls.”

I kind of think Russell is more vapid than Katy

This is what makes me want to strangle the “Calories in, calories out! Eat less, move more!” people. Like yes, you are broadly basically correct, like saying that it’s darker at night than it is in the day. But it’s actually pretty complicated, and if that simplicity has worked for you it’s probably because you’re…

I think people have a misunderstanding about gyms. Gyms aren’t a magical place one enters and automatically loses weight/gains muscle as long as they do a few things.

Perhaps you weighed the same doing a lot of exercise, but certainly you noticed a change to your body—your muscles had to have been tighter, no?

It does different things to different people. A regimen that will get one person fit may do nothing for someone else. And some bodies are just more resistant to change than others.

Chicago > New York.

Good news/bad news...it ain’t close to over. HEATHER’S WORLD debuted on iTunes today with Shannon and Tamra.

She’s the Greek chorus that this franchise so desperately needs.

It isn’t just a ring and a party. That’s only the wedding, and not everyone wants much of a wedding anyway.