The setup is very ingenious, but isn't that pretty much the entire movie, in order?

I guess my point is that it looks completely unoriginal and derivative and not worth my time, since those two very good movies already exist.

It looks like "Scanners" crossed with "The Fury". And not really anything more than that.

A bunch of the movies shown in that compilation will put you in a good mood.

You want a real horror show, you should read about the horse-drawn transportation system in large cities like New York and London, which by 1900 had over 50,000 horses on its streets, each unloading an average of 25 pounds of manure and a quart of piss a day. And when the horses died at work, which they often did…

If you're making jokes about sexist coverage of high-achieving women, nothing will ever top The Onion's "Amelia Earhart Missing: Famed Aviatrix 'Probably Just Shopping', Searchers Say"

And it's a terrific film, the one I've seen most of all Waters' movies.

It's not terrible, and it had the role that Melanie Griffith was born to play.

Maki and Cheese. Kraft Dinner, rolled up like sushi with ground beef inside. http://www.thefoodinmybeard…

Definitely more misses than hits in his filmography (you will never convince me that "Raising Cain" is anything more than an unconscious parody of his own worst excesses), but anyone who directed "Carrie", "Dressed to Kill", and "Blow Out" in a five-year span gets a lifetime pass as far as I'm concerned.

Aren't they all?

And Dressed to Kill.

I dunno. I've seen some fairly horrifying toups, including a jet-black number (on an eightyish man) that had been perma-styled into what amounts to Cornelius Hawthorne's hair in ebony instead of ivory. Shiny, greasy-looking, probably never washed ebony.

Ocean's 8 Women. In French! With Fanny Ardant and Catherine Deneuve making out on the floor!

Only with semen.

It's a film, sort of based on a play ("Shakespeare's R&J") which was set in a boy's boarding school. The movie is half goings-on at the military school and half a reenactment of Romeo and Juliet which they're rehearsing, and of course all the roles are taken by young men, and of course the play bleeds into real life…

There's an all-male version of Romeo and Juliet called Private Romeo set at a military school and it's actually pretty good.

We need to get on that script posthaste.

BUT THEY CAN'T remake Ocean's 11 with women because SOME MEN MIGHT GET ANGRY ON THE INTERNET.

It's HILARIOUS. And Roach dropped the punchline: after the man questions whether Barry will be able to get enough for an entire book after just three weeks in Japan, Barry says, "Not a very *good* book!"