Rest in Peace, Doctor

YAY, I’m so excited! Anyways, I don’t know if this is scary but it creeped me out.

About 4 years ago, my boyfriend and I moved into a duplex just outside the city. The first day I was all alone in the house, I started thinking that I was seeing things out of the corner of my eye. Flashes of lights and shadows. I never ever had that sensation at my old place. It happens from time to time, but not…

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

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So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

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WAIT FOR ME I’M COMING WITH YOU

Your poop is fluted? You may want to get that checked

That’s the dream, right? A man who cooks for you and can’t spell “our” correctly.

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

It really disturbs me the number of people I know who are normally progressive suddenly abandon the victims in this case because America bad, Wikileaks good! It’s like somehow they feel taking Assange to task as with every other rape case betrays their belief in government transparency. It’s really like a cult of…

Here’s a proper response. Why not write an article about how your partner is too sick one day to do her normal job of scrubbing your shared bathtub. Though you’ve shared this bathroom with your partner for a year and a half, you have never cleaned the bathtub before. At first you think it is sort of satisfying to…

We’re both so lucky to have her.

he simply wants to thank his wife for being a good mother

I was a stay-at-home dad for a while. This guy’s an asshole. The entire joy of being the stay-at-home is giving up “structure” and letting things flow. You go for walks, you play music, you feed, you nap together, you forget about email, you give up anxieties and you just live...

*comes to Kitchenette*

“The idea of male privilege does not apply across the board.”

My grandmother wore red lipstick EVERY DAY (she also always wore her hair in victory rolls and dyed her hair black until she was about 84) and in Cherries in the Snow by Revlon, a shade she wore since the day it was introduced. When I heard a rumor last year that Revlon was going to discontinue the color, I went out…