If you’re saying Immortals Fenyx Rising isn’t Zelda-like, I call bullshit.

The game was so buggy from the start that I’ve only played seven hours. Considering I bought it launch day and tend to have several DAYS worth of gameplay time, the game definitely has issues.

Go watch Omega vs Okada II. It goes an hour and is one of the best matches ever.

No shit, but how did you learn to try to avoid it? Smashing your thumb teaches you not to smash your thumb as much as you can avoid it. The subject is teaching kids not to do things.

You learn not to hit your thumb with the hammer again. It teaches you to be more careful next time.

Do you even understand what censorship is?

Because people have already been conditioned to except them in racing games. Why is one genre okay but others aren’t?

Just don’t cram an ad for Pepsi in a Sci-Fi Shooter or whatnot.

2006 called...

Once you have kids

Correct, but I’m not wrong. My parents telling me not to do something is not the way I learned. Burning yourself on a hot stove is how you learn. Falling down and skinning your knee is how you learn.

Getting hurt is the best way to learn.

“Hurt, didn’t it? Maybe don’t do that again.”

Was never a Diablo fan or a fan of roguelikes, so this type of game doesn’t appeal to me.

Was never a Diablo fan or a fan of roguelikes, so this type of game doesn’t appeal to me.

Nothing at all wrong with the ending of Drag Me to Hell.

I was about to make a crack about “any excuse to pimp those bezels,” then I noticed the working reflections and immediately forgave you.

Batista Blistered Thumbs Up

Pulls back curtain, unveils new pachinko machine.

9 guesses. An interesting experiment, but I won’t come back daily for this one.

Over two years.