Clickbait tactics, which unfortunately work because here we are.

My wife and I still fire up Need for Speed IV: High Stakes on PSX, just to team up as cops and take down speeders. Fun mode.

It’s sad that my first reaction to this was to go check my mom’s Facebook page to see if I needed to report any new misinformation in her feed.

I’m very excited for Dirty 5

I thought most “current” slang sucked even when I was a teen, but I do appreciate you pulling out the Douglas Adams.

When I like something I have pirated, I go out and buy it.

So if you’re using Starbucks wifi to login to your bank app, u wouldn’t be able to unless you’re at home.

Well, by “watchable,” I mean I watched them once and didn’t want to pull my hair out. Haven’t watched them again, even though I’ve owned them since release.

I want to thank the Wachowskis for my neck pain. The number of times I looked up at the ceiling and said, “GET ON WITH IT!” has wrecked my neck.

Big fan of the original Matrix, found the sequels at least watchable, but this? This was one of the worst movies I’ve had to sit through in a very long time.

My giant backlog ensures that I’m always playing older games mixed with new. In the living room, I have Series X, PS4, Switch, Wii, SNES Classic, and PS3 all hooked up, as well as a MAME cabinet and a drawer with 3DS, PSP, NDS, GBA SP2, and GBA. In my office, I have Xbox 360, Xbox, Dreamcast (x3), PSTV, PS2 (x3), PSX, …

the first paragraph already has some triggering stuff

Judging by the amount of space between words, I’m thinking it originally said CANAL, but that’s just a guess.

Skatebird....cozy? It’s frustrating due to terrible controls and physics. Uninstalled after about 15 minutes.

Yeah, like the Doc Oc surgery scene in Spider-man 2. Holy crap, it’s edited like a scene from Evil Dead.

Toxicity is not exclusive to Xbox Live.

You sound exactly like what you’ve just described.

Modern Warfare on Series X has serious framerate issues right now, especially when turning. Everything is very choppy.

To be clear, I’m not the one who said they didn’t understand it, I just think it sounds stupid.

the word hype originates from the 1920s

Donkey Kong 64 had a port of the arcade game within it.