I played GT1 at senior week in ‘98 and promptly bought the game when I got home.

This should be the response 100% of the time.

I know a little bit about recent American history, having lived in the U.S.A. since 1954. There was a period, from about 1975 through 2010, when white Americans were quite a bit more restrained about letting their inner Klansman out in public than they were before then and are today.

On my flight home from Charlotte, a woman standing at the gate started to throw a fit about wearing a mask, and the (sassy) gate attendant simply said, “Ma’am, I don’t get paid enough to deal with your shit. You sit your ass down and put on your mask.”

In addition to criminal charges, which great, seem to be increasing, stick these morons immediately on the no fly list. Air travel is not a right, if you demonstrate you can’t handle it, you get to fly never.

OMG, even the backup vocals are off-tune...

Is it... Is it a joke? Am I being punked?

Two things.

Does anybody else harbor the fantasy that red state Liberals of all races would someday move out of the Bible Belt and form their own state, thus collapsing the economies of GOP Country as those states lose 20-40% of their most lucrative property owners, bank customers, and professional workers? I know it’s…

It seems like we get bone dry races or the track gets completely flooded. Too bad we didn’t get to see any racing at one my favorite F1 tracks, but it was the right decision. 

I have 2 dogs, so a 4 door is great. Since I moved to the suburbs, this is looking ideal to replace the Honda Fit

The “Maverick isn’t a truck” comment is just more foolish “it isn’t a truck unless it is body on frame”. Other than the lack of an 8' bed which most rangers didn’t have the Maverick is going to end up being more utilitarian than those old rangers ever were. As much as I miss single cab pickups, full cab with actual…

I liked the part where the person who wrote that had never seen either vehicle but was ready to declare both overrated. Ditto for the 400Z. Maybe at least wait until you’ve passed one on the street or walked past it in a parking lot before tossing it in the bin?

It’s the self checkout line at Jalopnik Foods.

Ok, now that the do-our-writing-for-us contest is over...

there was supposed to be a gif here but kinja ate it

Did anyone mention cambered wheels? Because they absolutely need to be on the list.

On the topic of mods in general:

Every time I think humanity has hit rock bottom, someone pulls out a shovel.

Other than “Any Luxury Car” and the Super Coupe.. this list makes me sad. I feel like so few people drive manuals now there is no appreciation for rowing your own gears anymore.

TBH I’d be really happy if they just reused assets from GTA V to make these games in modern HD. They’d obviously have to make a bunch of new stuff too (particularly character outfits and some character models, and obviously they’d need to do a ton of lighting work), but they could get a ton of mileage out of the…