Well there’s been rumors that the last of the current gen raptors will get the GT500 engine, which would be glorious 

why? They could get 650 out of the engine in there already if it was a good idea. Hint: its not. 

Fun fact; if you had cashed out one Bitcoin at its’ peak value of $17k and bought a Honda Fit, it would’ve depreciated less than the Bitcoin in the two years since (plus you’d have the utility value of a paid-for, still-almost-new car).

Well, Ferrari was founded by a classist dick who felt his cars were too good for most people, while Lambo was founded by a tractor maker trying to spite said classist dick. I knew early on I was #TeamFertuccio, and I still am, even if I haven’t liked a Lambo since the early Diablo with the pop-up headlights.

I thought it was just a cloud of cocaine blown out the window?

Agreed. Lambo seems to be having the most fun with it, so I totally get why their owners are into it. I would even say they are the most ‘self aware’ of super car makers. Ferrari, by contrast, is probably the least self aware.

Lambo wave:

Not to sound like Clarkson, but I think that’s because Lambo is the only elite car maker that still seems absorb the ridiculousness of their product. I could see one with a faux rocket thruster and laser beam. The interior is all weird angles and unnecessary switches with bright red covers. Ferrari is chasing track…

Do you know what every Yugo included in the glove box? A bus schedule. 

Thanks bud!

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

But will it have crank winders, no touchscreen, an AM/FM/HAM radio, 2-door, long bed, and a manual transmission? If not HARD PASS.

Guy walks into an auto parts store and tells the counterman “I’d like a set of wiper blades for my Yugo”. Counterman thinks about it for a minute, then says, “OK - sounds like a fair trade to me”.

“You provided nothing to back up any of your claims in this article.”

How do you double the resale value of a Yugo?

How can you tell your Yugo is a ‘Sport” model?

Why does the Yugo have a rear window defroster?

I would totally drive a Yugo Crossover.  Or at least I would park one in my garage while I look for an Eastern European repair shop.  

I would rather drive a Yugo than a crossover.

In the immortal words of Michael Bolton...