Sounds like you need to get in and move it for him. 

Don't forget that he's taking up four parking spaces.

I had a similar complaint last year that drew the ire of the diesel bro crowd

Canyoneeeeeero! Yeehah.

Was that supposed to be a dig? “Go park your car at places where cars get parked!”

These die cast people signed up for this. No one made them glide around that plastic track without any way to steer their car. They chose to. They signed the wavers. They welcomed the fame.  Besides, as far as I can tell, no one has died... yet. 

You know, I enjoy the motorsport for what it is. But I really hate that they glamorize the wrecks in this. They show them in the previews. They highlight them in the marketing. The announcers even say “if you’re looking for big wrecks, you’re in the right spot.”

because people ruin everything

First marbula one, now this...

bruh, did you forget the 50 million teaser vids and hype posted on Jalopnik back then?

I land on the side of fugly. 

I read that as: “This is a stupid fast car, we don’t want to make it, but we like money, so here’s your super high end don’t-turn-the-steering-wheel personal liability death machine (and we aren’t building another one.”

I’d just pray the damn screen doesn’t die on me, especially when it controls everything. Lord knows they’d want an arm and a leg to fix/replace it.

Knobs forever! The fact that we’re replacing tactile features for something you can only control by looking at it while you click is not only annoying and unsafe, but completely unsatisfying. If I wanted to play on my tablet I would have stayed on the couch!

Mk 7.5 manual owner here. Yes on the power. Yes on the plaid. Yes on the manual. NOOOOOO on everything else! Especially touchpad screens instead of knobs and dials. GAH!

But, hey, it’s got a manual! That's something? Right? Right??!! 

no manual, no buy

Just added complexity, Mercedes don’t care about the turd owners in 5-10 years. This will cost a fortune to replace. Mercedes is not getting my used car money on this one.

No trash cans either, yet no litter. Majority of bikes not locked up either. Loved it, however, the legal system is definitely not that friendly if you do find yourself on the wrong side of the law as Ghosn knows. 

who keeps thousands of cars so spotless?