I know that ship.

But enough about the Kentucky DMV.

You’d prefer he go to church? 

“I can prove I’m God. You can’t prove I’m not. Now, how can I prove I’m God? Well, there are six definitions for God in the American Heritage Dictionary, and number five is a very handsome man, and my wife says I’m a very handsome man, and nobody argues with my wife.”

that’s cool and all, but have you seen 3dBotmaker Diecast racing?

The drama, the spectacle, the OVERTAKING!

Yup, I cannot help but hear Nascar as “NNNAAAAzzzzzzCCCCUUUUURRR!!!!!” with heavy drunken slur

90% of the race is pointless now. The sectors and yellow flag pit stops eliminate any point in racing until the last 10 laps or so. There is no point fighting for the lead or fighting to pull ahead when you are guaranteed to lose all progress in a few laps.

In politics what you do or have done means a lot less than what you say.

It’s quite simple: NASCAR fans are dolts. 

NASCAR has shown itself an ever more increasingly stupid exercise in excess and recklessness in the “hold my beer” culture. Time after time, they can’t seem to end a race without tremendous wrecks, suggesting (unfairly) that their drivers can’t drive worth a fuck. Guiding a poweful brick-shaped billboard around a bowl…

Fun fact: 50% of NASCAR fans are attracted to the sport because it gives them hope that they, too, will someday have the courage to make a left turn despite the ensuing condemnation and ridicule from their peers.

Bill Clinton was a draft dodger and the NASCAR crowd hated him.

I’ll fourth that!

Much like the UK. And I'm very glad they do. Or I'd undoubtedly be dead already. 

He didn’t suggest that.  But many countries do have graduated licenses.

It won’t wash away. It’s a desert. There is very little rain ever. Marks like these will be around for decades. 

Desert sand formations tend to grow very slowly and in areas with very little rain like Death Valley, can be preserved intact for centuries or longer. Though not as spectacular as other natural formations they contain valuable information relevant to fields like geology and climatology because they function as time…

Serious answer? At a simple level, it could just be that tracks get left across the pretty scene everyone else hiked hours to see. There’s no rain or anything to make them go away, could be there 20 years. Could be a spot where animals live. Desert is a hard knock life, if you ruin their house they may not get…