Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

My co-workers 2013 Audi A4 blew a headlight bulb and it costs $500

Your hyperbole is actually an underestimate. This car has full LED lighting. Replacing a broken LED “bulb” requires replacing the whole headlight unit, for well over $1000 each side if you get an independent shop. What the dealer would charge, I can’t imagine

“And now the labor, shop supplies, and disposal fee portion of your bill Mr. Leatherface”.

2019 Mazda MX-5 Miata top speed: 135 MPH = $222.22 per MPH

Absolutely! My NB’s heater is so prodigious that, if I have the air flowing through the dash vents, I actually can’t put my left hand on the steering wheel without being uncomfortably hot on full heat... Windows up, both upper and lower airflow (or lower and defrost, if you don’t want what I just described),and a knit…

Thank you for understanding. I’ve had people give me so much shit for driving with the top up in the summer and I can just see the lack of understanding when I start to explain that sitting in stop and go traffic when its 95 and sunny is not fun with the top down.

The best feeling I’ve ever had in motoring is the top down on a cool (not cold) night in a V8 convertible.

Big Ben on third and long:

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

I love the top down on my miata with the heat on full blast. A couple hard runs getting on the freeway gets the heat so hot, it almost burns.  So comfy driving barefoot with the heat on, top down, and the temps are in the mid to high 60's. 

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

Both with soulless automatics.

This is what the leader of the free world is doing with his time; he is arguing with a singer and his wife on a fucked up social media platform. Millions of people are ok with this embarrassment.  This is what we do now.  This is America.  Fuck...

These two are such losers! They couldn’t even stop a stupid twitter hashtag from trending! Pathetic.

+1. Either car would be painfully boring to drive on Tail of the Dragon as they would be so under utilized. 

Hypercars - the codpiece of choice for the 21st century billionaire. Capable of aircraft speeds, but usually seen parked in front of trendy restaurants.

There is so much to unpack here.