this moron mechanic should never be allowed to pick up a wrench again.

A mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani was pegged as the suspect...

All the futures we could have had, and we went with the dystopian one.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck these asshole government agencies.

You’re applying far too high-level thinking on this. It boils down to Trump sticking it to left-leaning California, and anyone aligning with California liberal beliefs.

The party of small government, y’all! States rights!

Anything to own the libs...

“the orange shitgibbon and his treasonous followers” - Trump in 2020.

Fuck the GOP. Fuck every single one of them.

That IS the prettiest car. In red it is, anyway. You sir, have excellent taste. 

In my humble opinion, the most beautiful automobile ever made. Borrani wheels, fat rubber, those curves....

... And you know what they say about that which has a bigger rubber...

Two out of three ain’t bad...

It’s almost 2020, why are we still using tires at all? I was promised flying cars. And personal jet packs. And virtual reality porn.

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

Hi Borgward. How are you? Having a good day? Yeah? Me too. So, here’s the deal: I’m going to be nice to you, because my friend Danny also liked huffing silver spray paint out of a paper bag in his basement in the 7th grade. Not everyone could afford weed in middle school. I get it. Some of us were forced into more…