I like the idea of doing the Bachelorette, but with picking a car. So the contestant is trying to pick a car, and she starts the show with 20 cars, each represented by a “bachelor” who is the most obnoxious fanboy of that car imaginable. And each of them take her on activities trying to show her that their car is…

That’s the closest explanation of what that engine sounds like to someone whose never heard it before.  Bravo.  

I have a neighbor that has one, as much as I love the sound of the engine out and about - but its actually pretty irritating when it wakes you from a dead sleep,  or you are on a phone call and it rolls past the open windows. He tries to keep the revs down as he leaves the neighborhood, but even at idle its freaking…

That is a GREAT analogy!

Same. Whenever I see one out on the highway, I have to roll all my windows down, turn the radio off and drive near it.  That. Sound.

I’ve only heard one of these IRL, and you described it better than I could have ever done. Take your star and put it in the clothes dryer with your hammers, Dobermans, wombats, bees and what have you.

See, that’s just not fair. Maps have big words like “Azerbaijan” and “Djibouti” and “Uzbekistan” and “Greenland” that are probably all made-up places and don’t actually exist anyway. You can’t expect poor Donnie to thread that maze. He can’t even spell “hamburger” and that’s literally printed on the pieces of paper…

He’s clearly about to drop mad rhymes in that picture.

I can count to potato this many times. 

Maps, how do they work?

Nah, she’s under contract. She’s stuck with Big Orange until that contract is up. Once it is, she’s out. Problem is, she thought Tangerine was rich. Joke’s on her — he’s not. Also, he’s got a long history of not paying his contractors. 

Credit? Shheeeeeetttt. The minute this sham of a presidency is over she’s out and ain’t gonna have nothing but the draws she wore in that naked picture. She’s trash and the world knows it. 

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.

Yeah the new Challenger’s tail stripe never looked right to me. I do love a good bumblebee stripe on an old MoPar though. My Dart Swinger...

That Screaming Chicken is great regardless  of the cheese factor. If it were just a teeny bit larger or smaller it wouldn’t work. Love it.

Regardless of what the decal implies, it must add artistic balance to the lines and proportion of the car.

While not my personal favorite, it’s hard to argue the Firebird isnt one of the greatest examples of car decals ever produced...

They should just put the Mazda engine in it

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