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I have a hard time wrapping my head around what Putin sees as his end game. I highly doubt global destruction is it. All of his wealth is worthless if there’s nothing left. I like to think his game is just to make/take as much money as he can for as long as he can, and these doomsday weapons announcements are just…

When I was a kid Yeltsin was president of Russia. I remember friends and family (all living outside Russia, but still in Ex-Soviets) criticizing him for debauchery, drunken behavior in public and his commitment to alcoholism and destruction of Russia via selling off strategic assets, giving out arms contracts,…

I heard North Korea censors BBC.

I fully expect that once again, I’ll be somewhat relieved when I am unable to secure one of these passes before they sell out.

Smart move offering the lifetime pass by Olive Garden. If you use the pass often, you won’t have a particularly long life.

Lifetime Pasta Passes are underwritten by Pfizer (makers of Lipitor)

Anytime I want to view things from an Asian country, it’s always pixelated...DAMMIT.

But I can already eat at Olive Garden as many times as I want for the rest of my life for zero dollars!

This has been in my head since yesterday because of Kid Rock.

I just learned that this asshole grew up pretty well off, on a 6 acre estate with a 5,600+ sq ft mansion, where he got to pick apples and ride ponies. His daddy owned a bunch of car dealerships. His whole “white trash/redneck” persona is a fraud; he’s a rich kid from Romeo, Michigan, who liked rap and hip hop in the…

Remember the 2004 Super Bowl when Kid Rock wore a flag poncho? Not a poncho with a fabric print that looked like a flag, but an actual US flag with a hole cut through it and draped over his gross sweaty body.

You missed the part where he fought with his parents, got disowned and disinherited, and has been making his own way since 18 (checks sources)—

And they fell for it!!! 

Looks like I’m going to head off to Saudi Arabia.  Unless I get choked up about their stranglehold on journalist’s rights.  I know, I know, I’m going to pieces here, albeit with a little help from MBS’ friends.

This is a picture of the unbelievably posh house Kid Rock grew up in, complete with a pool, ponies and a tennis court. His entire redneck persona is a complete sham designed to sell music to rednecks, the only demographic left still willing to listen to his shitty music.

Wait, that awful, ubiquitous Kid Rock mash-up of Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London is 10 years old? Wtf?

I... CAN NOT believe this exists.

As opposed to sucking all five tips of the Pentagon to get people to sign up for a war that ultimately proved pointless, deceptive, and expensive? But I bet you still got paid for this propaganda, Kid Rock!

Movies don’t kill people. Assault rifles wielded by right wing extremists kill people.