And they will somehow figure out how to make it leak oil.

Its the speakers that make the signature “bubbitah, bubbitah” noise at 94.8 decibels that will really add the heft.

It doesn’t help that the image they project is basically one of a 2-wheeled Hummer H2; overpriced, overweight, noncompetitive AND proud of it, Yeeehaw!!!!

Probably use lead acid battery’s for that high mass feel!

The mega-douchebag demographic has been saturated. Good riddance.

I don’t even want to know how heavy they will make an electric Harley.

Could’ve shortened the whole thing to: “Drunk”

If a car looks good in brown, it’s a good looking-car

“He cheats like hell,” she said of Trump.

All of Trump’s Wives: He Cheats Like Hell.

When comedians complain that they can’t do comedy now that “everyone gets offended” what they’re really saying is “our job is too hard now that we can’t pressure women and minorities into awkwardly chuckling when we blatantly insult them.”

Cinders and ashes!

nah:

I laughed way too hard at this.

#COTD

Well if someone called you Fat Controller all day long, you’re likely to take it out on someone

That is SIR Topham Hat, peasant.

Thanks for bringing my childhood rushing back with two words.

Yeah, the steam engines get to choo choo around the island delivering yo-yos and big lollipops while this brawny motherfucker has to sit there. The world ain’t fair.

“If only I had been a really useful engine”