I can’t agree with the Ford Maverick as long as that base price stays low. But the line about the Charger being the “Florida of cars” is perfect. 

Finally, a good use for an old Miata with one of these:

Downloading TST, as well as Spike’s Car Radio, has made my workday so much easier.

NEWS FLASH: Minneapolis police suck balls

If your reasoning for wanting an automatic is “I drive in traffic”, well then that kind of misses the point of the question since ANY automatic becomes preferable.

Rally Cross in bone stock production cars, supplied by a manufacturer sponsor. The mix of dirt and pavement will negate any minuscule advantage that one car might have over another

If he’s frightened by Trumpanzees, chances are he leans more to the left, and his feelings towards minorities are probably a LOT more empathetic than the yokel in the picture.

South Carolina frequently tops the list of “Worst Drivers” lists, but my money is on Florida. Florida has it all: doddering blue hairs, angry white trash, tourists treating rental cars like . . . well, rental cars. And the dumbest transplants from all over America who moved to the Sunshine State to pretend that…

I’ve heard/read that sitting in a Supra is like being a cat in a shoebox with the lid slightly askew. Your video seems to confirm this:

I sold new Mitsus in 1995 when their promo was “$199/month for all!” The commercial jingle was based on the song 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. Every credit stiff in the world came in expecting to trade in their upside down shitbox for a new 3000 GT . . . for $199/month.

Rivian Shopping Addict Delivery, aka . . .

So Ford wants to build fewer cars so they don’t lose money on huge incentives. Well, do you know who pumps out as many cars as they possibly can and yet offers very little in the way of incentives, ever? Toyota and Honda. As it turns out, building cars with a reputation for lasting 200,000+ miles without draining your…

Laugh if you want but in the real world an all season tire with less grip is far more fun than a bonkers, balls-to-the-wall summer tire. I’d rather drift my favorite exit ramp than have to take it at Moron Speed to even get a sound out of my tires. And then there’s the road noise. I think the “Prius tires” label was…

If the dangerousness of this reckless conduct has you pissed, do NOT go to YouTube and search “Hood Hellcats”. You will definitely come away wondering if we are allowed to buy cars that we really shouldn’t.

You can tell this moron that pinballing her Taurus into 2 cars and a house is proof that God wasn’t down with her bullshit but she’ll just answer that her survival is proof enough that God was on her side. She has learned nothing from this.

There are ways around those pesky regulations. . .

Volvo’s permanently sealed automatic transmission from the old 850 was a doozy of a bad idea. But what if an entire car, due to its disposable nature, is unserviceable:

The “Stolen in Japan” parts is what grabbed my attention. Things in Japan do not get stolen very often. When I was there I felt like I could pass out on the sidewalk with $100 bills sticking out of my pockets and nobody would have taken a single one of them. Truth be told, that scenario would well represent my time in…

Screenshotting this, thank you.

Good luck, Erin! I hope to see your name on the Jalopnik Wikipedia page when somebody gets off their behind and starts one.