Without question, the worst hunk of crap engine I’ve experienced is the 1990’s era Ford Cologne V6 as applied to the Explorer and Ranger. The Cologne was a loud, thrashing, moaning hunk of scrap iron that made more noise than power. A SOHC version alleviated the horsepower issue to a minor extent. That is, until it…

If I can buy a tiny little tracking device for forty bucks that can tell me in real time EXACTLY where my girlfriend. . . uhh . . . I mean my missing car keys are, our police should be able to have such a device to stick to a fleeing perp’s car. Perhaps by way of a grille-mounted air gun or run over like a spike…

Holy shit, that’s some good Kinja. Props to you!

It seems like Robby Gordon has set out to draw attention to his series by bringing in some very interesting people. And I only label them as such because it’s no longer PC to use the phrase “complete retards”.

So did I until I was pointed towards the “Vanity Plates of Maine” Facebook page. Apparently the state lets anything fly until someone files a complaint.

Meanwhile, Maine is the Honey Badger of states because it just doesn’t give a shit:

I don’t think I can take eight whole episodes of looking at Bernie’s face. Can they use a more attractive stand-in to act out the scenes, like George Clooney or a plate of dog diarrhea?

Honorable Mention: modern supercars. Many bloated-ego rich guys have found out the hard way that taking a half day combo class at Skip Barber does not adequately prepare them for 5 seconds of wide open throttle in a new Ferrari or McLaren. 

It’s grotesquely impressive how successful Fox News is at convincing elderly white people that an army of brown-skinned narco cannibals are spilling over the border at this VERY MOMENT to eat their grandchildren. Oh, and steal our jobs- can’t forget that classic line. My own parents are in this deluded boat and holy…

Edit: somebody’s already posted a picture of a trash can.

Poor Bottas deserves better than he’s gotten this season. But there are other drivers who deserve his seat more than him.  Just a shit sandwich all around for Mercedes’ second car. 

+1 for the Miata. As much as I’d love the Recaro sears and LSD of the Club, it’s not worth 4 grand more than a base car. 

Intentionally driving your car at a police officer gives them the legal authority to shoot you dead, and rightly so. It’s Assault With A Deadly Weapon, officially. But to *some* politicians right here in ‘murica, such an event doesn’t even rate as a crime when the target changes from one kind of human being to another…

This car inhabits the same all-or-nothing value space as Mercedes SL roadsters from the 1970s-1980s: perfect examples bring big dollars while any piece that appears to be on the downslope of life gets real cheap, real fast (apply this theory to your dating pool as necessary). This car is the latter, and 8 grand…

NEWS FLASH: union boss is a greedy, corrupt shitbag.

The best/worst thing about satire is that the subjects are usually too stupid to understand that they are the target. I could show this to my white trash ex in-laws and they’d think it was real and ask why I’m laughing.

Fitting narrower tires and front wing might free up a few more inches of space for passing but probably wouldn’t make much of a difference. It’s worth trying in my opinion.

There really is no logical reason to own one of these. The popular consensus among high end collectors and enthusiasts who have experienced an SLR is that they aren’t very good at anything except covering long distances at very high speed, for which they are fantastic. But so is a new S63 AMG which has interior space,…

I’ll take my Virage (same thing) in Burnt Orange, please.

“Southwest Airlines: At Least We’re Not Spirit!”