Really excited to read this when I’m not at work, but felt compelled to raise a Toys “R” Us tangent:

Good for you.

Obviously it’s the lizard people, who have been living underground since our primate ancestors defeated them millions of years ago. They’ve been waiting for this exact moment to eat all our internet bits and conquer us while we’re trying to get Netflix to load.

PC?

(screaming)

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Just market it as a dynamic rock climbing facility.

Oh you are gonna love this ! :D

AHAHAHA

When I worked at EA I was considerably older than nearly everyone else in the department, and certainly the oldest of my peers. In the majority of cases, I was literally old enough to be their father.

What? How the hell is spearheading a helmet into another helmet “as safe a hit as it gets”? That is one of the most dangerous hits there are. It’s only in the textbooks of 80's sports movie villains, you raging lunatic.

It’s real easy. I turn my tv on, and there’s a football game on. Then the game ends and I turn on something else, or turn the tv off.

What fucked up textbook have you been using?!

Honest to God, I often think to myself how lucky I was to be able to play MMO’s in the late 90's and early 00's. My first serious MMO was Ultima Online and it changed my entire perception of games in a profound way. They quite literally do not make games like that anymore. It’s incredible how much MMO’s have changed…

I’m okay with some of this.

Hmm, I don’t think I can agree with not using personification in the definition of moe anthropomorphism. I’d go the opposite direction than your initial explanation. Where you said, “protagonists are non-human but possess exaggerated human qualities, especially of the adorable variety,” I would instead say…

Cecilia, you write about all the right things.

Chris Rock would also like to remind you that there is no sex in the champagne room.

do i have to a frothing at the mouth SJW to get a job or will you be allowing somebody out of your echo chamber to get a job?

Aw, no Flying Witch or Joker Game?