So to be clear: we’re all gonna send crying Jordan meme’s to this guy’s campaign page now, right?

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

Barnes: ‘So that’s what he meant when he said he was gonna smash everything I used to love...’

Well, that Escaladed quickly.

Fisher apparently really like being inside things Barnes used to ride.

This has “Temecula” written all over it.

GLORIA: I know money’s been kind of tight, but this Escalade was just a gift from Matt and I don’t care that much about it. Maybe we should flip it?

See, WWE? THIS is how you book a long-term feud!

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Does this count as another major?

No choice of Cablinasian in the Jupiter police database?

Jesus, he was booked with a DUI at 7 in the morning? That’s one hell of a fucking bender.

Right now his aids tell him to consider other players

Positive 1

Interesting, to NBA players in the early 90's Magic Johnson was himself untouchable.

I’d be surprised if anyone in Cleveland even knows what lean is.

“Hmm, Baylor and Michigan State have been getting a lot of publicity recently for their institutional fuckups. Seems like nowadays, everybody wants to talk like they’ve got something to say; it’s almost like they forgot about Jay.”

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

I’ve been told, and my experience bears it out, that people in the North like the idea of black people, but don’t want to live next door to them, while people in the South don’t like them as a group but don’t mind them as neighbors.

Citation: relatives in Upstate New York and Alabama.