AH I am excited. In case anyone’s forgotten about Mark Ronson’s collab with Amy Winehouse:

Yup

50 cents should have used coins instead of paper bills.

How is everyone tonight? I’m feeling super accomplished and adult-y. I’m starting my new job on Monday, so I spent all day prepping meals and they smell delicious and I want to eat them all.

Yeah, I’m a woman of color and I think framing this as a competition for who gets to be chosen by hot white guys is missing the point about as much as it’s possible to.

I feel your pain. I love dark lipstick, but I cannot pull it off my my pale skin.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

i did not know this!

Fan.freaking.tastic. Looser.

Since I am in the greys on The Slot, I am attaching my comment to your hatred of Ted Cruz about my first hand experience with Senator Asshole. It seems fitting, as we both despise him:

“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible ~not~ to.”

Well, I haven’t heard Ted Cruz say he didn’t shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Why is Ted Cruz refusing to address this rumor? What does he have to hide? #shotamaninreno-gate

this is my favorite kinja of the day, in my mind i am putting a gold star and a strawberry scratch and sniff sticker on it!

What about the rumor that Ted Cruz shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?

I stand with you, sister.

(Faceless) Selfie thread when we get them? Or better yet, Paper Bag head contest?

I love everything about this. I'm buying a shirt.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

the pope continued, “unless those walls are around abortion clinics then build them high af and electrify ‘em”