I am perfectly willing to listen to all opinions on Star Wars and Harry Potter. Maybe even art if they just stop trying to tell me that I shouldn’t take birth control.

“At his request, she said, she pushed down his pants, loosened his diaper and performed oral sex on him.”

He “refuses” to participate in FC unless his rapist is holding his hands. I mean come the fuck on.

Agreed.

The girl in the office that i have a crush on but it will never happen :(

Monica Bellucci.

Her Most Radiant Goddessness Lupita:

Oh yeah? Well, I’m disappointed that everyone’s go-to reference on the topic wasn’t the zany 1997 comedy classic, Trial and Error.

Hedy Lamarr: beauty + brains

#blackcoffeematters

Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.

I wonder which retailer will pick up a line from Ashley from Project Runway.

Sure. She COULD have done that. But ballers gonna ball.

Issues aside, chemotherapy is great for weight loss.

Issues aside, 9/11 gave a lot of hard working Americans a much needed vacation.

Issues aside, Mussolini made the trains run on time.

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

I’m sorry I don’t gif, and I’m not graphic designer. This is just done with love and a limited amount of time.

Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

“The biggest CMA Award last night, Entertainer of the Year, went to Luke Bryan, who’s fine in small doses but is perhaps best known as the guy who once fell offstage while covering Macklemore, which is a better argument for the existence of God than any country song I’ve ever heard.”

PREACH!