I kinda swoon at the Prez on the floor with a baby. I am going to miss this presidency so hard when its over.

I love how President Obama is all, “Michelle! Look at this shit! It’s the baby Pope. Michelle, seriously, LOOK! THIS KID! <3” And she’s like, “Barack. Honey, I see it. Kid is cute, but take it down to a 3 here, honey.”

It’s like a trainwreck. I can’t look away, even though I don’t feel good about looking.

Did she mess up or did she realize that she has shit to get done and can’t be bed-ridden for two days after every time she has sex?

There’s no way he didn’t do a little prep work before snapping the pic.

Please and thank you.

Stop being so bossy with those hashtags, The Game. If your dick is in my face, I think I'll know what to do, thanks.

Am I missing something, as in commenter savvy or ‘clever?’ Because all I see is “what the hell is going on in those shorts?”

No kidding. I can’t get past the barely-safe-for-work eggplant in the foreground. Damn.

Somewhere a guy is yelling into the internet ether about those being his hand towels. #mindyowife

What is this fuckery?

lmao

Oh I can’t wait for the fallout from this. He’s got a wife that’s going to see this and probably an employer. He better stop paying that internet bill at home if he wants to delay the inevitable.

I’m being “Sexy Kim Davis.” Complete with “NOPE” rubber stamp. You have no idea how hard it is to make a corduroy jumper even come close to “sexy.” Especially when scowling! I did my best. Although I will press it before we go out!

Wonder how long he’ll actually stay in, on top of that?

I’m living in Germany right now and saw the movie. No joke guys, it’s SO GOOD.

It’s actually an incredibly dark satire about current German society and the return of extremist, xenophobic rhetoric, specifically in response to the refugee crisis currently occurring here.

I no joke think it should be considered for an…

I made a quick movie poster for Tarantino’s This Here Bitch

I’ve been reading Jezebel for at least 5 years now and this is what it took for me to create an account. I mean, filed to: ‘I Know Why the Caged Bird Hoes’?? This post is masterful.

Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

lol “vibing over our hoeism,” this sounds like a story someone tells you when while you’re taking drivers ed classes during your instructors smoke breaks. and you’re sixteen and the chick regaling you with her confessionals is like a month older and you think, “fuck, i can’t wait to start adulting”