Congratulations, your neighbors are helping to pay for the Fire Department, even though their houses didn’t catch fire this year!

“Congratulations, you just prevented the uneccessary pain and suffering of 20+ million Americans.”

Funny you should mention that, considering it’s illegal to drive without car insurance.

We should start a thread of other things to complete the “things said sarcastically but are actually great”.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

McCain 3:16 says you can’t whip enough votes!

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

You cared so little you had to come here and comment.

how exactly do you think this is garbage? its one of the better written articles hes done in a while. the facts check out. sounds to me like it set off your trigger

Yeah, the headline seems to want to blame the Pentagon, when the article itself includes this:

It’s almost as if he doesn’t want us to pay attention elsewhere.

I think that the cameras, should be on the entire time they’re being worn, and officers shouldn’t be allowed to turn them off, let alone even have that option.
I bet you would see more of this.

This is probably the first he’s ever done that. In fact, I’d bet its the first time this has ever happened. Anywhere. Ever.

many criticized Obama for not doing more for Democrats on the local and state levels while he was in office.

Looked up the Senran Kagura and 7 Deadly Sins anime, thought good riddance.

“It was a stupid decision. I hope nobody wants to do the same because it’s wrong. I’m sorry.”

Stay mobile. Distance is your best ally against any contact weapon, so use your footwork to stay as far away as possible. Run if you can.

You should read the list from the top down, not the bottom up.