He has always been this way though. He basically dumped Minnie Driver on Oprah.

But he broke up with President Obama and that was super important. Everything he says is important. He is important.

Brow merkins. From fucked to fleek in one easy, glue on step.

Does Travolta wear eyebrow wigs now as well?

Well any man who likes Lady Gaga CAN’T be gay.

Why do Travolta’s eyebrows look like they were painted on by a vampire makeup artist who learned what human faces look like by watching the count on Sesame Street?

My mother, forevvvvvvver, would inadvertently call it “Chick-A-Fill.” Which is...better? Worse? IDK. Whatever, I told her they were awful homophobes and we went to Sonic for tater tots and slushes instead.

If the belief is practiced through donating millions of revenue dollars to anti-gay organizations, including those which aim to make homosexuality illegal, AND DEPORT ALL GAY PEOPLE, yes. Hobby Lobby was using religion as an excuse to be a bad employer, Chick-fil-a is taking your greasy chicken sandwich money and…

I used to get ChickFilA at the mall in high school (in the 80s), because their waffle fries were pretty boss. But NO MORE.

Aren’t they supposed to be Christians? Perhaps they could give free food for a year to 100 homeless New Yorkers instead of 100 New Yorkers who have an address and enough free time/ability to afford childcare to spend the night sitting on a sidewalk?

I order lunches for office meetings and have had many many requests for Chic Fila. I adamantly refuse. They are free to donate to whatever organizations they want, but I’m also free to deny them business in any way possible.

Someone should alert all the local homeless so they can get free food from the good Christians.

Not only that, but you can’t even enter the contest as a homeless person because you can’t prove you live in the zip code where you usually sleep on the sidewalk.

I really hate to be flippant, but this is how I pictured Swem the whole time #Donald

All I can say is hats off to Jessica Biel for hiring 2 gay male nannies. That is EXACTLY what I would do if I needed nanny services.

She wants a piece of that Reality Star action. Just you wait.

Good things come in pink boxes.

Because learning to enunciate is a forgotten skill and closed captioning is the only solution to this problem. I have legit considered getting “I hate mumblers” tattooed on my person, so strongly do I feel about this.

‘brosnan, whose wife got fat and weirdly he’s still with her’ is all anyone ever wants to write.

Bobby, your sketch of the photo of Ben & the thirsty Nanny is spot on. I thought it might be exaggerating but if anything you made them look a tad less obvious.