Stories like yours are important for everyone who thinks "well, I know we're not happy but it's better than splitting up". Good on you and your sister.

My sister and I both had courthouse weddings several years apart. A few years later, our divorce papers were finalized two days apart. Each year, we spend that middle day doing awesome things and in general being happy that we are no longer miserable unto death. On our third divorce-aversary she gave me the…

That sounded like a power thing to me. It sounded purposefully condescending. Very frat boy, very middle school.

get out of my ass hair

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.

Seriously, why not make Little Men and then Jo's Boys? They could still get Winona to play Jo.

BETH DIES

at first I was like "OH HELL NO" but then I saw she's a part of it and now I am like "GIVE IT TO ME"

No. As much as I love Little Women.... WTF? Are there no tales of contemporary girls to tell? Plucky sisters doing their best during the Viet Nam war? Plucky sisters doing their best during Desert Storm? But noooo.. Remake Little Women, remake Cinderella, never tell a new story, just rely on the old ones with…

This does seem super duper unnecessary, but ... Sarah Polley? Not a bad call.

#notallhomininae

Right!? That was my *exact* thought. Even if the interior is a pigsty , it can be gutted! Good bones! HGTV WORDS!

Any guesses as to which political party he supports if he rouses himself to vote?

I picked a college without greek life because I had no interest in the bro/sorority culture, at the time it was because I was too artsy/cool to hang out with people like that but in hindsight it was probably one of the best choices I made. There were still certainly assholes on campus, but not having an entire school…

Hell. Yes. I've already told my sons there will be none of that shit. Neither my husband nor I were in the Greek system. Waste of space, time, and money.

I have to say that I have never taken a picture of a naked person at all let alone taken one without their consent. So "everyone" has not done this you self-righteous asshat.

And Facebook groups. As well as Snapchat.

Well boys have.

Where's the naked, passed out picture of his Thesaurus? I'm sure it did not consent to be used this way. Sheesh.

During the time of the hunters-foragers, the first frat came into being. It was THE BROTHERHOOD OF MEAT.