I want to be this kind of mom.

Your claim was “Putting Manning in a female prison would pose a security threat to the female prisoners.” That is exactly the point you’re supposed to prove. If you can’t remember your own arguments, no one is going to help you.

Dianna Agron?

It’s not anyone else’s job to disprove your point. It’s your job to prove it.

And GET A HAIRCUT.

But, Khloe, how was that hilarious? It’s an old photo + a new one. That’s not even particularly amusing. If you want to post your two magazine covers side-by-side, rock on, but why would you go with “hilarious” as a descriptor? That just confuses people and it sounds like you don’t know what that word means.

I mean, you’re not wrong, but I think it’s fair to scoff at people for appealing to the lowest common denominator. I certainly disdain Trump for doing it. Just because there’s an audience for ignorant, undignified behavior doesn’t mean that people are absolved of responsibility for going there.

Thank you for this explanation and your patience in answering questions. I really appreciate it. And I hope you have more spoons today. :-)

Not for nothing, but I can’t abide most movies from the 30s and 40s because they just consist of people yelling at the speed of light. It’s like “fast talker” was the new “good actor.”

AGITAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1!!!

Hello sources! I read the article. I’m sure the author is better equipped to analyze this subject than I am, but I can’t see the lyrics as anything other than a man begging for sex (ugh) and the woman passively resisting until he *spikes her drink.* Sigh. I’m having a hard time even imagining how it ever could have…

Or she is laughing her head off because she’s drunk and he’s just tapping his toes waiting for her to lose her balance RIGHT ONTO HIS DICK.

Love that one! It's a classic!

What? No, that’s a woeful misrepresentation of the lyrics. They are not cycling through possible excuses - one person is saying, literally, “The answer is no,” while the other one wheedles. I mean, her objections are half-hearted and she seems to wish she could stay, but ... she clearly thinks he spiked her drink. It…

No, the in-joke is when we call it the Ejaculate-n-Evacuate.

I am really surprised at the response from PP. If these inmates are getting low-cost birth control by their own decision, how is that bad?

Is there anything you can get going in your life that’ll make you look forward? A dog, a book club? Hell, there were times for me when watching Thursday night TV was the best thing I had going, which is almost nothing, but it was enough to help me through some rough spots.

Eh, Gwyneth got pregnant outside of marriage. It’s okay when rich people do it.

... Dad? Is that you?

Would you really cast shame on People for “exploiting” this? This, at least, is news, which is theoretically what they do. That magazine can go sit on a tack for their despicable and exhausting habit of putting dead women on the cover - Princess Di, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood, Marilyn Monroe - to…