Well, I don't like to brag.

Me, sans bangs:

I hope you're still checking back because I really need your opinion. Can I pull off a deep side part?

I think she was edged out by Moynihan as Jared Fogle/Josh Duggar. :-)

I wish I could star this more. Working with the public is awful.

Wow. Unbelievable and yet not. It reminds me of addicts’ parents who will give their kids money for drugs rather than see them prostitute themselves or rob stores.

Same.

That makes perfect sense, if you want baseball clubs to go out of business. Everybody at games gets bored, gets distracted, entertains themselves for a while. If you think people should abide by your expectations and stay home rather than take their eyes off the field, then you should probably say goodbye to baseball.

You are treating someone who is trying to show you hospitality as though their time and their friendship is something that you don’t value. We’re going to have to disagree about whether that is rude.

If someone invited you to the movies, and you said yes, then on the night of the movie you left them sitting in the theater and no call/no showed, would you tell them it was no big deal and insist that they shouldn’t be upset?

To me, the difference between this weirdness and sexual assault is that Katy held all the power here. She could have put a stop to this right quick but she didn’t, which leads me to believe that she wasn’t freaked out.

Can ... can they do that? They can't do that. Can they?

I truly don't think it's motivated by money; I think it's motivated by hatred.

Conservatives are *eager* to throw human lives away. “You got pregnant at 16? You acquired syphilus? Too bad, you had your shot, now it’s time for you to lie down and die because you are worthless.”

*whispers* I made the same mistake when I first read this. Thank you for taking one for the team.

“Don’t eat the plastic wrap, you animals. Jesus.”

It's a scientific fact that your body absorbs toxins through your hair follicles, and gluten is the most toxic toxin of them all. That's why my shampoo is paleo.

A true fact that people seem to overlook.

#meowshaming

*sniff* My dress was made from organic lentil by-products. I don’t know, I guess I’m just not very materialistic compared to some people.