I was forced to eat at a pret a manger once.

Isn’t the whole point of food its fungibility for chemical energy?

No!

The man who drinks his own urine and owns a flamethrower def doesn’t use protection, right?

Vegans are universally disappointing.

If brushing your teeth twice a day is exhausting, maybe you need mental help not a bluetooth subscription.

If brushing your teeth twice a day is exhausting, maybe you need mental help not a bluetooth subscription.

My what?

I don’t know where you all live but none of this went away during the pandemic.

Wow f this.

Olive Garden’s shitty food cuts into their profit margins, not this sales promotion.

it is still unclear if we will ever see Shorey’s face

Season 1 aired in 2018… Season 3 in 2021. You do the math bud.

Are [ you[ (il)ietrate?

The Gulf Stream goes off the coast around Cape Hatteras, not Cape Cod…

Monkfish in America and monkfish in Japan are two different species.

Am I missing something?

Men have the most fragile egos.

Gonna get me a football telephone!

Is Danny Meyer a murder mystery novelist?

Such racist vitriol from such a sad person.